Friend of Vanishing Inc. (and creator of some amazing magic), Harapan Ong recently had a terrible experience at a gig. As he loves to share his magic, he put together a great post to share his experience and give advice for how you could learn from his mistakes!
It’s rather unconventional for someone to do this in their debut blog (I mean Clog) post on an international magic website like Vanishing Inc., but I am going to be revealing a rather horrific and embarrassing performance I had recently.
Three words: Failed Russian Roulette.
Imagine this setting – you’ve been invited to a beautiful hotel ballroom, filled with one hundred 16-year olds excited to be at their graduation dinner and dance. They know there’s going to be a magician performing for them on stage for a quick 10 to 15 minutes during the night.
I was that magician, and I messed it up. Big time.
Against Ken Weber’s sagely advice (read Maximum Entertainment), I brought my home-made DIY Russian Roulette prop. I had not performed it in a long time, but I considered the fact that the last time I performed it, it got great reactions. What could go wrong?
Everything went fine until there were only two cups left standing, one with a sharp nail underneath it. I asked my volunteer to “imagine that they were psychic, or maybe even Superman with X-ray vision, and that he is now able to see through the cups and see where the nail is”. I asked him to concentrate and try his best, and hoped for the best.
With that knowledge in mind, I asked him to put his hand over one of the cups. He did so, placing his hand over the one with the nail.
Perfect.
I recapped by confirming that I had asked him to visualise where the nail was, and thus he chose that cup. I asked him to keep his hand there, and I used my own hand to smash the other cup (which is safe). The audience gasped rather loudly, which made me look up and wonder why. Was it really that shocking that I has crushed a styrofoam cup with my bare hands?
I looked over to see my volunteer’s hand over a crushed cup as well. He had, unfortunately, slammed his hand down too on the cup he had picked. The one, with the nail.
First thing I thought of – why wasn’t there a nail sticking out of the back of his hand? I quickly lifted his hand to see that under the styrofoam pieces was a nail being pushed away and was now slanted sideways – a surprising feature of my poorly-made prop (the nail was embedded in cork coasters, which gave way under the force and allowed the nail to slant away).
His hand had a cut across half his palm, and I didn’t see any serious bleeding. Nevertheless, the audience went into a state of confusion. Some thought the nail had disappeared and wondered if the trick has taken an unexpected turn. Those who were closer to the stage knew something had gone terribly wrong. I quickly made sure he was okay, and sent him back to his seat. I quickly showed the audience that he had successfully picked the cup with the nail, but had unfortunately slammed his hand down when he wasn’t supposed to. I gave a quick (and weak) thank you amidst confused and scattered applause.
The purpose of this story-telling session is not just for my story to be added to the vast amount of “failed performance” stories out there amongst magicians. I think this experience can show and teach everyone a few important lessons:
1. Always be sure of your script and patter before you perform on stage, especially when performing dangerous tricks. Some magicians are strong advocates of scripting word for word, while some feel it’s too restricting; but I feel that no matter what you prefer, there is one single thing both sides can agree on – be sure of what you are about to say before you take the stage, ESPECIALLY when it comes to important instructions. Scripted jokes, to me, defeats the purpose of humour in magic, but instructions – be sure to have them down cold. Being sure of what you say on stage also ensures that your volunteer fully understands what they are about to do. It was my fault that I didn’t ask him NOT to crush the cup, and it was possible that I didn’t make it clear enough that the nail was under his hand, waiting for human flesh to enter its cold, white, styrofoam lair.
2. Be gracious (and brave) enough to stay on even after such a horrible performance. After I came down from the stage, I quickly packed my bags and rushed off without speaking to anyone else (probably because I was embarrassed at the host still saying things like “Thank you Harapan for that performance, he is indeed a true master!”) on stage. In retrospect, I should have at least stayed to find that guy who injured himself, check to make sure he’s okay, and make it clear to him (and his friends sitting at the table) that what they just saw wasn’t supposed to happen, and that he wasn’t supposed to crush the cup at that time. I think it prevents the victim from spreading false stories to his peers, like “That idiot of a magic guy… stabbed my hand with a nail… remember how he told me to push it down? He had an evil glint in his eye!”. It’s also a nice gesture that shows your professionalism and how you can remain calm in the face of adversity.
3. This is something I didn’t mention – but always be sure of when you’ll be performing during the event. I’ve performed for a number of times in different situations over 3 to 4 years, and I still make mistakes when making sure everything is in place for me. Before I went up on stage, I realised that they were EATING while other performers (e.g. singers) were on stage singing. I quickly pulled the organiser aside and asked if they would be eating when I performed my death defying (or not-so-injury-defying) Russian Roulette later. She confirmed my nightmare, and I have myself a good old palm-in-the-face. Later, you could literally feel it was a low energy crowd if you were standing on stage, some were looking at me intently, half were looking at me while chomping on their third course, some were just more interested in the chicken than the guy on stage. So, you can imagine how the injury completely drained out any of the remaining energy left in the audience.
4. This is similar to the first point, but be 101% sure of what you’re about to do. My Russian Roulette routine was created on my own, including thinking of the method, building my own props and structuring the steps I had to take – and I made the terrible decision to tweak my routine at the last minute (I’m referring to the Superman x-ray vision presentation), and I clearly didn’t practise hard enough to make sure I had that down cold. That led to poor instructions given to the volunteer, which led to a real test of his Superman abilities by injuring himself with a nail.
There is a slight happy ending though, for those who are reaching for their tissues (I know this story is a tear jerker, I know). I had prepared myself to produce a glass bottle of water from the sleeve of my suit as a finale – it was meant to be poured into the final uncrushed styrofoam cup as a “celebration” of my volunteer’s success (this is taught in MAGIC: The Complete Course). Since there wasn’t much to celebrate about and all the cups were gone, I decided that I didn’t have much to lose and produced the bottle anyway, saying that “since his hand is fine, I think it calls for a celebration”. I thanked them and gave a quick bow, and luckily, I went down the stage with them applauding. Not a standing ovation, but somewhat polite applause that I can live with – at least for that hell of a performance.
I don’t know if you’ve learnt anything from reading all of this, but I hope it has somewhat deterred you from these dangerous tricks. As Ken Weber said, proceed with caution, and if you try, you can DEFINITELY find compelling material that doesn’t put anyone in harm’s way. However, more importantly, if you are an amateur magician who is about to embark on your first gig, make damn sure you know what you’re doing and be prepared to make some horrible mistakes. Everyone does from time to time- it’s a matter of how you save yourself at the spur of the moment and how you learn from that experience to improve your next performance.
And yes, go buy Maximum Entertainment.