It’s Rich here.
I recently found out that my girlfriend has been reading my posts on The Clog here without my knowledge. This kind of embarrasses me and is a bit of a disappointment since she now knows the method for my fire wallet; a trick that has kept her guessing for years now. But with this new information as to her internet browsing habits, I figured I would take the opportunity to surprise her with something I’ve been meaning to do for a while now, but never knew how. My heart is racing, but here it goes:
Shaniqua, will you marry me?
Update: this was an April Fool’s Day prank that Tyler and Andi played on Rich! He didn’t really propose to Shaniqua, but after reading this post maybe he will!


That’s sweet, good luck!
Don’t think so
WHAT?! Rich, you’re cheating on me???????
Take your little magic books and leave!
Hey hey…who’s Carla?Are you cheating on me magic boy?
I did show this to my girlfriend (Carla). She thought it was quite funny and suggested the comment above.
Nicely done. And thanks for triggering a two-hour conversation about marriage. Thanks. No, really, thanks.
Did I thank you guys? Thanks.