Hey Guys,
Oops. Our bad.
It turns out that we were mistaken when awarding Jamie Badman the prize for the Clontest. The picture is not of Charlie Miller and we apologize to the readers of The Clog for insinuating such a fallacy. Our “reliable source” for the information came from a comment post belonging to a gentleman by the name of Jamie Badman. Yup, we promise to engage in better research from now on. Our bad.
So the real winner is… drum roll please… um no, you just did a rim shot, we’re looking for a drum roll… ah, okay that was more like a Neil Peart drum solo. You know what, nevermind. The winner is:
Ryan Pilling!
Oh lordy lordy, Ryan was the only person who knew that the photo was indeed of Guy Camirand. Congratulations, Ryan! We will get your prizes out to you by the end of the week.
For Jamie’s eyes only:
[Please package up all the prizes and send them off to Ryan Pilling. He's expecting them by the end of the week, so you'll have to Fed-Ex those badboys. Our bad.]
Uh.. so you really didn’t know the answer to your own quiz and you took MY word for it?! That’s hilarious! So anyway, I’ve discussed this with my lawyers and they say I have a case against you guys for bringing my name in to disrepute, for posting unauthorised images of me on the site and for calling me a ‘Weiner’. Also for sending me various samples of body hair through the post. They say I could take you guys to the cleaners but I’m a fair man – instead of dragging your clogective asses through the courts I’ve instead ebay-ed my prizes and will use the funds to pay my private army of corporate law-monkeys off. I received a total of $12.43 for the products and Andi himself paid me an undisclosed sum for the body hair – apparently he’s making himself a stuffed teddy-bear made entirely out of Rich Aviles – he nearly has all of the stuffing now and all that remains is to acquire the skin.
So anyway, I guess we can let this whole thing drop – just be sure to send Ryan all of his prizes – and be sure to show as much generosity to him as you did to me, guys.
Until next time….
Jamie ‘Weiner’ Badman
You know, I just checked Ryan’s ‘entry’ and it reads:
# Ryan Pilling Says: It’s Eugene, holding a straight razor, saying “finally, I’ve achieved my dream of looking just like Guy Camirand”.
Which means his entry is that it is Eugene Burger.
My latest entry, however, states clearly that it is Guy Camarind – reckon I’m a Weiner after all, eh?! Consider yerself Clogged, Pilling!
Jamie.
Wow, I think we need to give Jamie a job as a Clogger. He writes even more than Rich Aviles does!
Aviles is speeding up though; his recent lack of body hair is making him more streamlined than ever…
Can I borrow him as well to do some updates for me as well