Hey Guys,
I’m sorry to inform you all that we will not be having a two month anniversary party to celebrate the lack of a winner from the latest Clontest. That’s because we finally have a victor:
Jamie Badman!
Yup, it turns out that Jamie was the only one who knew that the man in the photo is Charlie Miller (of Miller beer fame) and he is holding a playing card. Congratulations Jamie! We will be in touch with you to send out your prize.
Thank you to everyone who participated. You are all winners in my heart! (my sappy quota in now filled for the month of July)
you have a winner or a wiener ?
so when did charlie miller nick all Eugene’s stuff then ? 
Woohoo! NAILED it. I am the BIGGEST WEINER IN THE HISTORY OF THE CLOG! Oh yes I am… WHO’S the daddy… I can’t HEAR you… WHO’S THE DADDY!
Hmmm… sorry guys – just got overexcited – I know how these Clog guys go so overboard on the stash of prizes they send out. I’ll be sure to report back and let you all know just how generous they were, once I receive the full shipment. I’ve cleared out space in the back room in readiness…
Humbly yours,
Jamie.
Congratulations, Jamie. Now, since I’m such a generous guy, I’ll let you choose what part of my body the hair is shaven from.
I’ll also need to know how much it is worth to you so I can put that on the customs slip.
Rich
Well – the package arrived this morning! Talk about efficient… and as rumour had it, these guys are GREAT! I’d heard from previous times, they were generous but I never believed just how much. I was sent one of every product on this site plus a $100 ‘credit’ for future products! This is great – THANKS to the Clog and the Cloggers for their incredible generosity and I hope they’ll continue to be this kind to any future winners.
The only bit I didn’t get was the Rich Aviles Hair – that’ll be forthcoming. FYI Rich, I’d like it from the very top of your head please. About a four inch diameter patch should be fine. I can then use that to help cover up some minor ‘thatching’ problems of my own!
Thanks again guys
Jamie.
I’ve changed my mind. I want an eyebrow. And photographic proof.